One Cultured Beard

Went to see a play entitled after my beard last night. Good time. My beard enjoyed the experience.

Week 08

Jay called me this week to tell me that he thought the hair was a distraction to the task at hand, which is growing a beard.  To that I say, "Bah!"  This time I threw on a hat and showed off the bodacity that is my beard.

What. was. that?

I didn't know Brian would pull the Glamour Shots gambit so soon in the contest, he must be nervous...

So I've found that letting this beard get out of hand is actually helping my posture, the last few weeks it seems that whenever I start to slouch I actually fall forward due to the immense mass of beard on the front of my face, so now I have to keep my shoulders back and my spine is better for it.

I seriously can't get over that pic of Brian...

So to give you viewers a visual scale of how insanely huge my beard is, I found this random 6 foot tall chick to take a picture with. I think she plays b-ball for some college. That's how huge my beard is...makes a 6 foot tall girl look like an almost 3 year old...

Do you think Brian had to rent that coat and tie? I think I've lost some sense of innocense after looking at Brian's pic...very disturbed right now...

Week 07 - GQ

I don't even need a witty comment for this one.  I just look good.

official Wednesday beard report...

today's beard forecast in Louisville, KY is extremely hairy, dense, and thick. Look for much the same for the remainder of the week. Over in Ottawa, IL, things look chilly and bleak as beards appear to be wimpy, thin, and wispy. Perhaps a scarf is in order?

My beard is so awesome, it needs its own day for updates, we'll just make it wednesdays.

Ball drop #3...

...I think you can pretty much consider this contest over. When do I get my belt buckle?

Week 06 - Survival of the fittest

-3.1 degrees here this evening...only the bearded survive.

Week 05

Checking out Jay's funky mug...ewww.

Realizing this shouldn't be too tough to win.

Check out the quality in this shot.

Ooooh...who's number 1?!

Beard Update

Here' tis. On time.